And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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