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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He's a collector of sorts

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  Any cool stuff?

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  You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.

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  You are so irish.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.

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  That actually is really sweet of you

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• (760): View more from California

  I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.

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