i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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