i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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