I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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