Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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