Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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