Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
wow bdsm is so cute
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