I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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