I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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