Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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