its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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