Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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