I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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