Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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