White coat. Heels.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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