Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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