How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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