Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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