reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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