ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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