too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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