So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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