STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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