I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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