Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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