I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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