We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
this will be a night to untag.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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