yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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