either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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