Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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