Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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