let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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