Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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