that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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