My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Pooping to opera.
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