so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
bring money and cleavage
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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