kristin has been a bad kristin
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
