I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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