yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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