I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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