NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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