By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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