I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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