dude i'm inner monologue high
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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