so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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