Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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