I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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