I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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