okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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