it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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