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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Your cock deserves a montage
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
A+ Viking dick
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
