I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I need water and some morals
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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