We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
