After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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