Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
did you just send me my own nude
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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