NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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