Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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