I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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