whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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