TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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