Pregnant stripper...not hot.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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