Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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